U wish u were good enough for these clothes
RESIDENT 001ON FILE

POOPPEA CITY / RESIDENT FILE 001

Sylvia

Will flirt by infecting you with brain-eating amoeba.

Species
Snake
Rumored whereabouts
IN PLAIN SIGHTLast seen judging people at the front door. Has not moved. Has formed several opinions.

Sylvia has never had a job. She is nevertheless your manager. Her hobbies include looking at you and deciding things.

“Nice shirt. Can I chop it up and snort it?”