U wish u were good enough for these clothes

POOPPEA CITY / CITY LIMITS

Welcome toPooppea City

There are people for u to meet. A chance to pretend like you aren't worthless garbage.

GOOD CITIZENS MASSAGE THEIR NEIGHBORS.
HAPPY ENDINGS OPTIONAL.

Resident
files.

These are their files. Not their whereabouts. Tap em for a rumor.

Town Bulletin Board.

  • Public notice

    Stop baptizing hot dogs in the river. They keep coming back with teeth.

  • Ministry of Milk

    Bone inspections. Weak bones will be eradicated.

  • Linda please come home. I'm sorry.